Cat Horoscope
What do the stars say about your cat? Find the star sign and read this week's prediction — with a healthy wink.
The cat horoscope: what is your cat’s star sign?
Humans have been reading their horoscopes for centuries — so why not your cat? With this free cat horoscope you determine your cat’s star sign in seconds and read a fresh prediction every week. Is your cat a fiery Aries that climbs the curtains at six in the morning, a steadfast Taurus that knows exactly when dinner time is, or a mysterious Scorpio that watches you from the top of the wardrobe? The stars know — and we translate it into cat language.
How it works
If you know your cat’s date of birth, enter it and the star sign pops out instantly — from Aries (21 March to 19 April) to Pisces (19 February to 20 March). Date of birth unknown, as is the case with many rescue cats? Simply choose by personality: read twelve short descriptions and click the one that best fits your cat. Each star sign comes with an element (fire, earth, air or water), a lucky colour, the best toy, catnip sensitivity and even the ideal owner star sign.
Then comes the main event: the weekly prediction. Every week your cat (well, you) reads what the stars have in store in four areas: energy, food, adventure and cuddles. If you have created a cat passport, the date of birth is filled in automatically and the star sign is saved to your cat’s profile. Want to learn about the earthly side of your cat after the stars? Take the cat personality test — it works with behaviour rather than birth month.
To be clear: this is entertainment with a large wink. There is no scientific evidence that the position of the stars determines your cat’s behaviour — that is down to genes, upbringing and whether the food bowl has been filled. But it is a lot of fun, especially to share with other cat owners.
How do I know my cat’s star sign?
The star sign follows from the date of birth, exactly as with people. A cat born on 10 August is therefore a Leo (fitting). If the date of birth is in the cat passport, the tool works it out automatically.
What if I don’t know my cat’s date of birth?
Very common — many rescue and stray cats have only an estimated age on record. In that case choose ‘choose by personality’: select the description that fits your cat best and you get the matching star sign. Just as much fun, and often surprisingly accurate.
How often does the cat horoscope change?
Every week. The prediction is tied to the week number, so every Monday a fresh prediction on energy, food, adventure and cuddles is ready for every star sign.
Is a cat horoscope meant seriously?
No, and we say so honestly: this is purely for fun. If you want to genuinely learn about your cat’s behaviour, visit our free micro-courses on cat behaviour and body language.